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Middle Earth Gay 

An individual who insists Lord of The Rings trilogies are the best films created and enjoys sitting to a ass-numbing amont of hours watching men running around chasing a ring wear frocks and wielding daggers, wands and bows.
Arran - "Ah lad, i watched Lord of The Rings last night! Was so fucking good"
Adam - " ................."
Arran - " What!?"
Adam - " Middle Earth Gay you lad!"
Arran - ".................."
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Middle Child Card Game 

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.
Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"

Middle School Softball Game 

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.
"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap 

A genre of music performed by middle class kids, who play acoustic guitar whilst rapping. Often performed outdoors, and first pioneered in Essex in the early 2010s.
Can be abbreviated to MCAGR .
Wow you should check this great Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap group they're really something.

garfield middle school 

It sucks all the popular kids are rude and dumb. all the boys think they are hot but they are really gay. The 6th grade girls think think their sexy and hot but they haven't had their period yet or hit puberty. But theres air conditioning so that great. But the whole place so stupid. THE TEACHER ARE SECRETLY RAPISTS

garden spot middle school 

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.
“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

Gale Ranch Middle School 

This is where everyone is an irrelevant cloutchaser. Where the girls r ugly thots and where the boys are ugly and try to be gangster. 90% of the population here r normies and think insta is better than Reddit. Basically, gale is the shit show of the entire district. Wrms has smarter kids, ihms has more relevant kids, dvms has richer kids and the girls r cuter and more fun, and cwms the girls r hot but the guys r still ugly af.
Hey she goes to gale ranch middle school!
She’s a thot.
Gale Ranch Middle School by JoeDad October 16, 2019