An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better
Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.
Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.
Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!
by Celestial_thesaurus June 4, 2021
Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.
Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."
by Evil October 19, 2003
mi-cro-wave
VERB.
An action in which a male-female couple or male-male couple intend to pleasure one another with sexual intercourse. In turn the female, or un-wanting male in the male-male relation denies access to cavity. In reaction, the male that has been denied, lowers the partner's undergarment and ejaculates then replaces the undergarment in proper place sealing the semen into the undergarment. Thus, the semen dries and seals the undergarment to the partner. Also, in text, placing an item (semen) into the undergarment (microwave) for it to set.
VERB.
An action in which a male-female couple or male-male couple intend to pleasure one another with sexual intercourse. In turn the female, or un-wanting male in the male-male relation denies access to cavity. In reaction, the male that has been denied, lowers the partner's undergarment and ejaculates then replaces the undergarment in proper place sealing the semen into the undergarment. Thus, the semen dries and seals the undergarment to the partner. Also, in text, placing an item (semen) into the undergarment (microwave) for it to set.
Dude, I microwave -d that ho last night when s/he didn't give me any! Damn Right I got that bitch! I microwave -d it!
by Kilo & Sarah December 10, 2007
by ThyKillaAmbusher January 8, 2020
Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people
Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.
by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015
by Allevant February 14, 2022
by Microwave moment July 12, 2022