The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly