microshit fanboy 

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

microshit fanboy by sd8322 June 4, 2021

microphallophobia 

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

microphallophobia by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

Microphilia 

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.

Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

Microphilia by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011

Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.

-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.

Microhitler by Tusilos November 10, 2015

Microshite 

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

Microshite by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

macroswill 

Alcoholic beverage (most commonly beer) that is brewed in very large quantities at the expense of quality, including taste and freshness. Frequently available at nearly every location that sells or serves beer. Opposite of microbrew.

"Hey bartender, let me get a Bud Light!"
"We don't serve that."
"Oh. Well give me a Miller Light then."
"We don't serve macroswill crap. We do have Sam Adams, Rogue and Breckenridge on tap though and an assortment of local microbrews."

macroswill by dale crashardt September 7, 2011

Microphallus 

1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.

1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?

Microphallus by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004