micropwned 

When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.

I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropwned.

micropwned by thej2 May 12, 2007

Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

Micropooed by deheedie September 28, 2010

micr0wned 

Similar to pwned but for someone who was specifically owned by a Microsoft progam or piece of software.

MSN logged you out again. Ha n00b you got micr0wned!

micr0wned by Fulgore1 August 24, 2006

Microphoned 

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

Microphoned by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016

micropwnis 

When ever water boy tries to say micro penis my NIGGER

Th th that man h ha has a micropwnis

micropwnis by I’m a confederate nigger February 15, 2021