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microcough 

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
microcough by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
Word of the Day on November 26, 2020

microcontroller 

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.
Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.
microcontroller by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

microcosm 

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.
Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.
microcosm by D-Vo January 20, 2006

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic
Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.
I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.
microcock by amnca November 5, 2003

microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

a miner's lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic particles of silicone
that dude died of microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis last week