the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.
have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse
by why are the all taken1589 November 7, 2019
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A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.
Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse.
by Lurland Stephenson December 4, 2005
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A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"
Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭
by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020
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Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket
by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009
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Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.
Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II
by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013
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To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.
Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?
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The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.
by Edfrommars August 20, 2008
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