A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
by StynkStar December 26, 2011
Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.
by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009
a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. he’s stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. he’s loving and caring yet destructive af.
michael torres, if you don’t sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.
by izzyc_2001 February 14, 2018