Michael Angelo

It means everything to me. It is the synonym for love and sadness. When Michael Angelo smiles, it'll surely light up the room, especially his room inside my heart. This is a confession of love and at the same time, a goodbye to you. I think I loved you for a long time that I forgot how to love myself. Take care, always.

I want Michael Angelo back but I prefer to move forward, forgive him, and be happy with our seperate ways.

Michael Angelo by Sunsets and goodbyes August 16, 2021

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Michael Angelo Torres

Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.

Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.

Michael Angelo Torres by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009

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michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.

-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.

michael angelo batio by LightningandIce January 18, 2008

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Michael Angel

Also called a cut ear, Michael Angel is a silent boy, he seems to be hiding something, a boy from southern Italy with a suspicious skin color, like his fellows he has a penis several kilometers long, but he also has a huge heart.

Wow that nigga looks like Michael Angel, they have the same cock

Michael Angel by Mattaman November 24, 2021

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arch angel Michael

the third created child of the original 14 of Yaweh ( god) Hebrew: mikaelyz

The one who cast Hallayel/lucifer out of heaven

Michael is a warrior angel he has platinum blonde hair, deep blue eyes and high cheekbones. The depiction of lucifer is often confused with Michael, whereas Michaels brother lucifer has darker blonde hair and a square face and was an angel of music.

arch angel Michael lives in Montreal in the matrix.

arch angel Michael by chloedecker7 December 24, 2020

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