Michael is another word for masturbation, normally used in the context of whacking the weasel to animal porn.
I just made a michael last night
by ger-man1O1 July 22, 2011
A truly awesome guy. Tall and sexy with a beautiful smile and absolutely gorgeous eyes. Super sweet and caring, especially to those he feels closest to. Michael will go out of his way to help a friend in need. Down to earth and practical but he still likes to dream big and set goals for the future. Hard working, honest, and dependable. Michael is very talented in everything he does but is always looking for ways of self improvement. Michael is very creative and is always coming up with fresh new ideas. In love and relationships, Michael is understanding and approachable and makes his partner feel comfortable when addressing any topic. Michael is loving and physically sweet and tender, gives awesome hugs, great kisses, and is the best ever in bed (very well endowed!) and definitely knows how to please his woman with his extremely high libido. Although Michael is an awesome lover, he is a bit on the cautious side as a boyfriend. He is slow to move forward and to actually admit his true feelings in love. Michael loves but hesitates to allow himself to fall hard in love because he guards his heart intensely. Michael is faithful and honest but finds it somewhat difficult to completely trust his significant other, although he mainly keeps his insecurities to himself. Michael is completely real and doesn't try to make himself out to be anything that he isn't. Overall, Michael is an amazing guy and everything I want and all that I love.
"See that cute guy over there? That's my boyfriend. His name is Michael."

Michael, I love you!
by greeneyesanne88 August 18, 2014
Michael is the name that guys get. Michael's tend to be funny guys, and they always have several girls who like him. Their funny, mostly play sport, and are very creative. When people meet him, they always like him as a friend, and occasionally like him more than friends. He likes having long lasting relationships, but he doesn't like going to fast with girls.
Girl 1: Hey that's Michael, isn't he looking nice today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I wish I could be with him.
by Mim2012 September 26, 2012
A young man who will grow up to be a youth pastor. He will have 3-5 kids with his amazing wife. Michael is very talented and so many people want to be like him. All the girls freak out when he walks into the room. Above all, Michael is a man of God and is not afraid to stand up for what is right.

He is a sensitive and loving person. He is very protective over the people he cares about. He is strong. Both physically and mentally.

Everyone wants to be michaels friend!!
Pastor Michael, could you pray for me?
Michael, you are hecka cool!!
by MileyLove May 30, 2012
A great looking guy who is also a gentleman. He always has a great smile to brighten everyone's day. In bed he loves to snuggle and cuddle with the girl he loves most. He is incredibly smart and can make those around him laugh with joy. He may be quiet and nerdy at times, but that is what makes him special. Not to mention, he is a down-to-earth guy and is honest and caring. For that special someone, he can be a pushover and would make great exceptions for him or her.
Michael loves to snuggle up to his girlfriend and give her many kisses in bed.
by cuddlesftw January 21, 2012
Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie
if you know a Michael you should dump your boyfriend and go out with him!
by spain 24/7 world cup winners October 31, 2010
A man that poops a lot
Wow, did you see that poop? It was like a dump truck!! It was probably Michael...
by pussydemolisher489 April 08, 2014

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