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Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.
Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)
by viper2394 October 15, 2011
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Michael is the name that guys get. Michael's tend to be funny guys, and they always have several girls who like him. Their funny, mostly play sport, and are very creative. When people meet him, they always like him as a friend, and occasionally like him more than friends. He likes having long lasting relationships, but he doesn't like going to fast with girls.
Girl 1: Hey that's Michael, isn't he looking nice today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I wish I could be with him.
by Mim2012 September 26, 2012
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the most annoying, bitchy, dramatic guy you'll ever meet. only cares about himself.
Michael is such a douche.
by 2cool4school2lame4fame December 01, 2013
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A great looking guy who is also a gentleman. He always has a great smile to brighten everyone's day. In bed he loves to snuggle and cuddle with the girl he loves most. He is incredibly smart and can make those around him laugh with joy. He may be quiet and nerdy at times, but that is what makes him special. Not to mention, he is a down-to-earth guy and is honest and caring. For that special someone, he can be a pushover and would make great exceptions for him or her.
Michael loves to snuggle up to his girlfriend and give her many kisses in bed.
by cuddlesftw January 21, 2012
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Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie
if you know a Michael you should dump your boyfriend and go out with him!
by spain 24/7 world cup winners October 31, 2010
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A man that poops a lot
Wow, did you see that poop? It was like a dump truck!! It was probably Michael...
by pussydemolisher489 April 08, 2014
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The most amazing guy there will ever be, funny, honest, caring, and smart. He is always there when he says he will be and always knows just what to say. He might have a SMALL obsession with cars, but he knows what he's doing. He knows how to treat a girl right and can drive her insane just by looking at her. When he's in a relationship, he makes his girlfriend feel like she's the only girl for him and she always feels safe. He makes sure his girl knows he will never hurt her, because that's the truth. He makes her feel like the most beautiful girl in the world. At times, he can be dorky and adorable, but a lot of the time, he is sexy as all hell and can turn you on in a second. If he likes you, then you are one DAMN lucky girl. All in all, he is the perfect guy.
Jessica: OMG Who's that guy over there?!
Brianna: Oh, that's my boyfriend Michael. He's amazing. <3
by dancergirl196 July 23, 2013
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