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A guy who breaks toilets with his giant ass.
Michael's fat ass broke the toilet again
by mikesfriends September 07, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A very beautiful and genuine man. Stands out from all the rest. So incredibly handsome that is BURNS like a motherfucker.

Very Talented and visibly well endowed.
Seriously heaven sent.
Original.
Beautiful.

Can sweep a girl off her feet just by seeing him.
Most likely to love you if you fall on your face too.
Wow.
Stunning.
Brings tears.
Leaves you speechless.
Breathless.

Hes perfect.
Hes really talented in Culinary Arts.
Wow can you just believe that? Its too good to be true? Indirectly but surely Im in love. Hes so perfect. And goodlooking in a way it literally leaves you melting and you can feel the burn.
Thats my baby Michael!
Oh just leave me dreaming.

*Cries*
by Cynthiahahahaha March 01, 2010
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A handsome, smart, kind, sweet young man who is very active. Someone who loves sports and when I say loves, i mean loves. He's tall, funny, sexy and very tan! The love of my life and knows how to choose his lady ;) works out and has a hot boddd :) extremely fun to be around..even if it's just watching movies. He is a ZOMBIE SLAYING MASTER! he is the best thing that has ever happened to someone. He is amazing and you can't imagine your life without him. He's the world. He's someone to love :) someone I love :)
What you wanna do?
Michael: play lacrosse?
by Kibabyy August 13, 2011
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An amazingly strange individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back. And is always craving a cigarette. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f'ck you up if you aren't.

He is an amazing friend and even better if he's a part of your family. He doesn't realize it but a lot of his friends and family hold him dear to their hearts. He is an amazing brother, and even though he is the younger of the two, he is look up on by his older brother.
Girl - "Hey, do you know that Michael kid?"
Guy - "Yeah, he's my brother. F'ckin amazing kid. I love him to death."
Girl - "Yeah I know! Me too!"
by js_twigz May 23, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a very cool person that you want to be friends forever with.
by SexyLovePanda May 04, 2010
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Like God.The best at everything, but most of all the best name you can lookup on Urban Dictionary and paste on your facebook.
Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Copy this in your status and post what Urban Dictionary says about your name in the first comment. Michael is the best.
by peety69 February 02, 2010
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A young man who will grow up to be a youth pastor. He will have 3-5 kids with his amazing wife. Michael is very talented and so many people want to be like him. All the girls freak out when he walks into the room. Above all, Michael is a man of God and is not afraid to stand up for what is right.

He is a sensitive and loving person. He is very protective over the people he cares about. He is strong. Both physically and mentally.

Everyone wants to be michaels friend!!
Pastor Michael, could you pray for me?
Michael, you are hecka cool!!
by MileyLove May 30, 2012
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