Sexy beast. Likes cheese, sweaters, and jello. Has the biggest dick in the world and can shake the bed hard. Likes people with brown hair. Lots of funny jokes. Everyone loves him. One of a kind. Average height, average baseball abilities, but above average sex skills.Strongest guy. and is the best kisser on the lips and ass! Dont let your Michael go.
Well ofcourse, that kids name is Michael!
by cooljJjJjJjJ7855 July 05, 2011

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A guy who breaks toilets with his giant ass.
Michael's fat ass broke the toilet again
by mikesfriends September 07, 2013

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An amazing, handsome, and sweet guy who you will immediately fall in love with
"I love you so much Michael"
by Olive Picker March 27, 2013

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A handsome, smart, kind, sweet young man who is very active. Someone who loves sports and when I say loves, i mean loves. He's tall, funny, sexy and very tan! The love of my life and knows how to choose his lady ;) works out and has a hot boddd :) extremely fun to be around..even if it's just watching movies. He is a ZOMBIE SLAYING MASTER! he is the best thing that has ever happened to someone. He is amazing and you can't imagine your life without him. He's the world. He's someone to love :) someone I love :)
What you wanna do?
Michael: play lacrosse?
by Kibabyy August 13, 2011

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Michael is a guy that any girl would like to be with. Hes perfect. Not to metion hot. The most athletic guy in the school. Anyone who would be able to be with him is definately in luck.
Wow, he is such a Michael, look at how he kicks that soccer ball.
by michellexD3471625 January 12, 2011

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Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.
Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)
by viper2394 October 15, 2011

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Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.
Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.
by MAIKERU November 25, 2013

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