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Mexicali-Ryu 

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.
Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

mexicar wave 

When a car uses their wipers in a queue, spraying the windscreen of the car behind. This makes the car behind clean their windows, spraying the windsceen of the car behind and so on.
normally a dry day & is made of 2 or more cars using their wipers in a row. Largest likely mexicar wave would be in traffic on a motorway or busy road
mexicar wave by B247E August 24, 2009

mexicalt 

sum1 who is both hispanic/latino and following the alternative/hipster/alt lyfe+style
d00d, Carles was probs the 1st mexicalt.
mexicalt by Bangerbro2354 April 6, 2009

mexicali 

A town from Mexico.
Mexicali, Baja California Nte.
It has nothing to do with white washed mexicans.
White boy : Woahw duuuude! That´s not a mexican, that´s a mexicali !!

Mexican : Stupid white boys these days....
mexicali by Tenoch June 23, 2005
A derogitory term for a car so bad it would only be suited for mexicans.

Mexicar could also mean those crappy cars on the freeway that could have only costed $1000 at most to buy, but was horribly pimped out with about $25000 worth of stuff.

Examples include a tricked out 2-door ford sport escort, those obnoxiosly loud, ugly, old Lexus's, and the ones that are just life those lexus's, but subaru's.
Damn, I need to get a job, because right now, I can only afford a mexicar at most!

Dude, let me call you back, I can't hear you, there's a fuckin mexicar next to me!

Yaway, esé, I just got a mextastic deal on an old lexus, I'm gunna put a huge spoiler on it, and have the loudest exhaust ever!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that would be a mexicar!
Mexicar by Shy Yahn August 14, 2009

Mexicarnie

A mexican carnie, ala the man who runs the Himalaya ride with the thick mustache.
Holy crap, I didn't know if that Mexicarnie wanted to let me on the ride or mow my lawn!"