This guy from The Witcher.
by Luhl95 May 22, 2017
I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"
by microHARD12 December 11, 2019
An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.
Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.
by jeckste September 7, 2019
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!
by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020
A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.
by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019