1 definition by microHARD12

Metrosexual

A male who is homo, but no homo.

"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"

by microHARD12 December 11, 2019