A vodka martini away from being gay.
Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.
by Surfer Dude March 23, 2006
A Straight Man who is: Tidy, Enjoys cooking, Is a neat freak, Likes to shop, Gets expensive Haircuts, Is probably often mistaken for gay, Uses the word "Yummy", Wears Jewelry, And is really really Nit Picky.
Yes, My stepfather is a Metrosexual.
by Angela November 24, 2003
A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
A way of marketing the same products with different packaging to a broader consumer base.
Cheap and effective.
Look at all the junk that metrosexual has bought. Why didn't he just use his mum's.
by cynicalanimal January 26, 2009
An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.
by Mighty max July 06, 2007
Woman’s Definition: A man who is in touch with the needs and feelings of woman; he’s not afraid to show his feminine side. A Metro Sexual male is meticulous, fashion-conscience and, fabulous dresser. Metro Sexual are the man women wish their husbands/boyfriends were.

Non-Metro Sexual Male’s Definition: A metro Sexual Male is a gay man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. I.e. A Metro Sexual is a gay man!
He's Metro Sexual but hasn't come out of the closet.
by jxq June 04, 2004
Matt singer
Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual
by exal1024 December 15, 2010

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