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metastasis 

The indivisibility of time INCLUDING linear time.

A moment of linear time as an eternity of cyclical time.

The orientation of linear time as an illusion.

The eternal now.

The illusion of discreteness, measurement, and momentum.
Metastasis argues that time is indivisible into smaller parts and all divisibility, and by extension all measurement, is an illusion. Metastasis asserts that each moment contingent upon being divided would itself become an eternity. Metastasis declares that space emerges from time and is isomorphically indivisible as well.
metastasis by sandraxine October 12, 2018
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metatheism

Paradigm in which physical space unfurls from time by the rotation of time at uncountability-speed.
Metatheism is the worship of cyclical time.
metatheism by zanderfin November 17, 2019
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When one is always right in an argument about Metatosis's existence. Simple repeat the word twice and you will have won.
Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: Metatosis metatosis
Harley: fuck you win
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to win an argument on the tosis's
Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: it is
Harley: golly you are right
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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