metafag

Someone who blindly follows the so called metagame, or short: meta of an online multiplayer game. Metafags are the whiny types who complain that you take or use a currently unpopular weapon / strategy or character. The annoying thing about this attitude is, that the meta is being developed by high level professional players, and is thus not as significant for casual players who play the game recreationally and just want to have fun and play the game like they please.

While playing overwatch:

Player1: I will play Soldier.
Player2: No! You musst pick McCree Soldier is not in the current meta!
Player1: Dude, don't be a metafag!

metafag by Kampfzwiebal December 30, 2016

Meatagorize 

A degrading and demeaning term used to describe the comparing and sorting of women based on their physical appearance into the context of certain types of meat.

"Wow! Look at the women in here!"

"How would you Meatagorize that one?"

"Look at the sexy body, prime rib definitely."

"How about that one over there?"

"Ugh! She's hideous! Pork Chops."

Meatagorize by WillyWonkasWildWords June 6, 2010

Metatard 

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

metatarsal phalangic duo by Techniques69 October 11, 2020

metavaguebooking 

Setting a facebook status that describes a generic class of vaguebooking. Intended to highlight the absurdity and annoyance of vaguebooking. Metavaguebooking has yet to be proven effective at limiting the prevalence of vaguebooking within any particular social sphere. A limitation of its effectiveness is the general cluelessness of vaguebookers.

Facebook status updates:
Lila M: obscure song lyric that only a few will get leaving others to wonder why I'm so moody. emoticon.
David S: Nice metavaguebooking!

metavaguebooking by whereami8224 March 24, 2010

Metatation 

The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.

Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.

Metatation by Harlequin Princess May 24, 2009

metatation 

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

metatation by Wonton2 October 21, 2011