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Deliberate slang misspelling for "Mexican"
Goddamned messicans, they come to take our jobs.
by daMotha June 29, 2004
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1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.
He's really cute for being a messican.
by Legs (Saintt) November 29, 2006
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under-minimum wage lawnmowing person,. does not do well when put in contact with anything even remotely involving education
07:37 (@piggy): you lawn mowing messican
07:37 (@piggy): where you been?
07:37 (@evilfr3ak): well school is hella hard
by mvz January 03, 2004
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A class lower than mexican. Messican's think they are cool, when everyone knows they are losers.
Mexican : WOOHOO
Messican : what are you exited about?
Mexican : I'm not the lowest class ever!!
Messican :Really? Then who is?
Mexican : YOU
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A Messican is a person who is Mexican but does not always acts Mexican, also she or he despite the word ain't.
Dude yours messican you only hang out with white people
by Alilperson August 17, 2010
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ironknuckle is a messican
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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