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messessary 

getting far too wasted in an attempt to get over something (break up, bad week at work...)

you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.
"i spent £100 last night at the bar and got so wasted that this morning i can't find one of my shoes or my hobile. and i think i done sick on the carpet."

"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."
messessary by fb.jh October 23, 2009
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Messessary 

A necessary mess used to disguise ones genius
Boy: "Baby, you have to clean out your handbag"
Girl: "No, you don't understand, all of it is Messessary"
Boy: *shakes head*
Messessary by Mullies88 April 4, 2015

mehcessary 

Something that is required to be completed or carried out, obligatory or essential but which one cannot be bothered to do or is directly rebelling against by not completing.
I was told that I would have to finish all the required reading for my university course but I blagged my way through to a degree by only reading half of the recommended books so they were obviously mehcessary weren't they?
mehcessary by CJ UK September 14, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008