mersky 

Gentle rough housing; not hurting, but getting in the bad spots, such as tickling and playing and fooling around.

"You're calling me a noob? Ah! I should just come over there and mersky you!"

mersky by morathewall November 17, 2009

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

Merskeet 

A compound word combining skeet (men's squirting semen) and mer (what you say in an awkward silence) into a conversation filling word involving many various expressions.

Merskeet! (I'm excited to see you friend)
Merskeet... (I'm so bored and you are a boring person to talk to)
Merskeet Merskeet (I love creeping around town)

Merskeet by archiemcgee July 22, 2009

mersey trout 

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

mersey trout by Jules the King January 9, 2004

merky 

its discustingly good

that tune is merky

merky by ugonna August 26, 2003

Merky Shadowed 

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.

Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

Merky Shadowed by UnknownPound July 2, 2019

mersy 

the most shmexy, hot, beautiful person on the entire planet🥵🔥🤩😍

she’s so mersy, just look at her

mersy by ebhclh May 31, 2020