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A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.
The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.
by bigwizz February 05, 2005