Merning 

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

mornting 

another word for morning as used in the move by tyler perry "Madea's family reunion"

Madea: All you gotta do is throw grits
Lisa: Grits?
Madea: yes, all you do is when he comes in say "good mornting, and throw the grits all over him"

mornting by tguff April 25, 2006

merting 

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

Menting 

Step By Step Tutorial:
1. Go to a graveyard with 1 friend (only two people needed for this) with Coke and Mentos
2. Retrieve a dead body (Female)
3. Pour Coke into the females vagina and place Mentos in afterwards
4. Tape the hole shut and let pressure build.
5. Munt and watch in adoration
6. Enjoy!

Friend 1: I found this new word on the urban dictionary called "menting"
Friend 2: Oh I saw that, too. Let's do it
Friend 1: Okey dokey artichokey

Menting by allthingssyrup123123123 February 1, 2025