Mermp 

This word means "WRONG!" Utterly and completely wrong, at that.

Based on the loud, sudden, and decisively negative sound of a game-show buzzer.

Can also mean "No way!"

Ralph: "Joe, give me a bite of that sandwich."
Joe: "Mermp!"

or

Ralph: "Joe's mother wears army boots."
Joe: "Mermp!"

or

Ralph: "Joe, put your finger in these Vise Grips."
Joe: "Mermp!"

Mermp by The Nail Man September 2, 2009

Mermosa 

The beverage a mermaid drinks on Sunday at brunch

Give her a mermosa before she joins the other mermaids at shell

Mermosa by LUXLY March 21, 2019

mermate

Mermaids that carry the passport of any country within the United Kingdom.

Hey Claire, what do you call a mermaid from the UK?
A mermate, mate.

mermate by louafsique June 29, 2020

bathtub mermaid 

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Memphis Style 

When one masturbates with no lubrication, a dry rub. Similar to the Memphis style of cooking which involves no BBQ sauce.

Nick: Hey Jake, I'm all out of KY Jelly and all my lotion just ran out!

Jake: You can use the smuckers in the refrigerator if you go to the store and buy more.

Nick: That's alright, I have to go to school in ten minutes, I'll just go Memphis Style.

Jake: Be careful big guy, don't be too rough or you'll have a bloody mess, trust me.

Memphis Style by -Francis August 25, 2013

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

Memphis Barbeque by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

Mermaid 

Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.

Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.

Mermaid by EKimLipse September 16, 2023