a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
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Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
by Janet Weiss July 30, 2005
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A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.
You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.
by Barbara Streisdale March 13, 2003
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Used to describe something foul and unzesty...
EW! Ethel Merman!
by Res December 22, 2003
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the meaning of people left in fortnite

Got a number one victory royale
Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

He said hey broski
You got some heals and a shield pot
I need healing and I am only at one HP
Hey dude sorry, I found nothing on the safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There’s a chest that’s just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I’ve V-Bucks that I’ll spend
More than you can contend
I’m a cool pro fortntie gamer
Cool pro fortntie ga-

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers
we are the last people mermaning in the game
by fuck mee April 27, 2021
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A siren—esque creature with undiagnosed mania. Applicable to all gender fluid human fish.
Damn the mermanic creatures in Tiny Tina need to simmer down.
by Tiny Tina Two April 1, 2022
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