A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.
An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!
He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity
Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!
He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity
Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "
by Squiz July 14, 2004
A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.
The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.
by aquarius32 June 21, 2010
Upper Merion High school is /not/ A bad school, despite what the other two retarded definitions might say. Hell, why does an obscure high school even have a definition? It's a nice place with a new laptop loaning system implemented in 2009, and that's about it. Bullshit on people who make those defs. on things they know nothing about.
Person on Urbandictionary: What the hell is this? Upper Merion High isn't a bad school, I need to make a definition that tells that it isn't what those posers say about my school.
by TheTruthAboutUMHS September 18, 2009
Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.
by mccmember March 23, 2005
This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE
Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)
by AField October 30, 2007
Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.
- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"
- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"
- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"
by Denmark Dave June 1, 2006
A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.
All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.
Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.
All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.
People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.
If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.
Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student
Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs
Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes
Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student
"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.
Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.
All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.
People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.
If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.
Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student
Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs
Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes
Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student
"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?
Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.
Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?
Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy
Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.
Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?
Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy
Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009