Meowsis

The act of cats reproducing as in mitosis or meiosis with a few changes. During meowsis there is no telophase or anaphase.

My cats are performing the act of meowsis.

Meowsis by fsu1000 May 10, 2011

meowsis

Is the condition of a cat when it can't stop meowing for a period of time. The cause is unknown.

Damn dude, my cat has meowsis, she's been making noise all night.

meowsis by Oriental Ruppunzel September 5, 2009

meowist 

mid 💀

look its meowbahh the meowist! UwU 💀

meowist by meowbahh is mid April 3, 2022

Meowism

A Vaguely fake religion created by the YouTuber “Meowbah” to humiliate Muslims. While the it’s a religion and thereforth invalidates it being fake, the religious leader “Meowbah” only uses it to manipulate others for his own pleasure.

“Meowism is a pointless religion for people who simp over a man who sounds like a girl on a Video platform

Meowism by XSammaelX May 3, 2022

Meowlissa 

An extremely devious slut. A female who has sex with men who are already in relationships. A girl who doesn't pay her bills and gets evicted twice in one year. A woman who spends more time out having fun than with her child. A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is and tells the wrong man that he's the father and let's the wrong man raise the child all the while knowing he isn't the father.

"No sweetie. Get it together. Don't act like Meowlissa."

Meowlissa by MeanGirl#1 December 30, 2016

Meowism

Meowism is a religion by their God "Meowbah" In order to join the religion, you have to believe and pray to Meowbahh each night to become one of the meowists.

Meow is a Meowist, apart of the Meowism religion. Meow believes Meowism is the only real religion.

Meowism by DumbassVan May 11, 2022

meowism

a religion in which you worship a cat god. you must pray 10 times a day and thank the cat god or he will punish you.

ana: what are you doing
ariana: im practicing meowism!

meowism by isackhillgoindownhill69 March 7, 2017