Mendelson 

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating

"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"

Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

Mendelson 

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger

My next door neighbor is such a mendelson

Mendelson by Kulig May 3, 2006

Mendelslam 

1) Verb. A powerful wrestling or fighting move where someone weighing over 300 pounds crushes the life out of his opponent.

2) To pound or slam

1) Wow, that guy just got Mendelslamed! I hope he lives.

2) Lets go Mendelslam some beers.

Mendelslam by nugget64 April 20, 2009

Mendelson 

Synonym for jerk/asshole/over-all waste of time and sperm
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
irritating laugh

What a Mendelson thing to do!
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it

Mendelson by anti douche bag association May 19, 2009

mendelsohn 

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

mendelsohn by Joe January 4, 2003

Mendelevius 

A starting point for many diseases.

Curing a Mendelevius will cure most infections.

Mendelevius by Pulp Soot February 16, 2009

mendeecee 

Mendeecee is a fine looking man with Curley hair, he has a thing with the ladies that attract them like thirsty mosquitoes. he’s very handsome and intelligent, coquettish, pleasing, enchanting, and friendly in nature. Mendeecee is a good listener, and he is affectionate knowledge will quickly flatter others.

“Mendeecee is from Harlem NY.”

mendeecee by @Lilmendc August 28, 2021