mentagenesis 

Noun. Pronounced "Men-ta-gen-e-sis"
Menta= Latin: of the mind, thought, imagination, consciousness.
Genesis= Greek: to create, originate, conceive , birth and manifest.

To use one's mind, thoughts, imagination and/or consciousness to create, originate, conceive, give birth to and/or manifest a new possibility, idea, concept, thing, or state of being into one's present or future reality. In the simplest terms it's 'using thoughts to create things'.

Related terms: mental manifestation, mind over matter, reality revising

Through Mentagenesis one is able to harness the power of inspiration, imagination, intention and initiative to manifest a reality that matches one's desires.

mentagenesis by Skyborne February 16, 2023

MANbag 

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex

EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)

MANbag by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009

menage-a-Trump 

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004

Mentagrade 

Mentagrade is the measurement of how mental something is.
In this context the word mental is synonymous with words such as 'extreme', 'insane' and 'off the hook'.
The unit of Mentagrade is simply expressed as M. Not to be confused with Moles, in Chemistry.

Something's absolute magnitude in Mentagrade is difficult to calculate, and especially when something particularly mental is happening, it is unlikely you have the right apparatus to hand; so the value of said phenomenon in Mentagrade is usually an intelligent estimate.
Mentagrade is a metric measurement, but the concept of zero is not so simple. 'Room temperature' is considered to be around 2.1M, to two significant figures; this value is calculated by obtaining a weighted average of different locations' mental magnitude; (considering anything particularly mental an anomaly and not including it in the average).
To understand the concept of zero M, we need to consider the idea of Mentagrade being dynamic; so we think of it as change in Mentagrade - or ΔM - In effect, we measure how much the Mentagrade has gone up/down by as a consequence of something happening.
If something extremely boring happens, then the value of ΔM is going to be negative. We need the concept of zero because if we are taking a non-dynamic snapshot of something's mental magnitude, we measure ΔM from zero, so we do not need to express it as ΔM, but rather as just M, as it does not have any concept of time - if we are measuring ΔM at a point, then we measure it from 'room temperature' (2M).

The scale of Mentagrade is continuous and infinite, but something has to be really significantly mental to score above 10M.

Examples of Mentagrade measurements:

Shouting out at least twelve synonyms of the word 'sex' in physics: 7.3M

Kicking a pigeon: 6.2M

In a football game, the losing team's fans from the start of the game to the end: ΔM=6.9M

Planning and discussing on burning Mr Thrower: 7M.

Actually burning Mr Thrower: 26.4M.

Getting half the world's population to change their shoelaces on Valentines day: 86M.

Miles: Woah, did you know that yesterday, en masse, the UK made 436123 tonnes of batter for pancake day?

David: Wowie! that fact has got to score at least 9.8M.

Mentagrade by ActiasLuna March 2, 2009

menage boogie 

N: the act of dancing with two female partners at the same time, originated by Will Smith (Y'all Know)

This is your chance for, or at least it could be, me, you and your girlfriend on the dancefloor - menage boogie.

menage boogie by skinnyD April 21, 2006

menage a moi

Solo masturbation, a play on words on the phrase menage a trois

She was really rolling the marble when we walked in on her -- a total menage a moi.

menage a moi by Hands Solo March 2, 2005

Mehbags 

When something has gone beyond meh to being really shit.

How you might feel upon hearing some bad news.

This night has turned into a pile of mehbags.

Fucking mehbags.

He dumped me. Mehbags.

That tea hasn't cheered me up, it was made with mehbags.

Mehbags by Miss WithAnE August 23, 2010