mealwater 

Soaked Food

to have food that is soaked

O dont like metwater mealwater

mealwater by Bombh January 20, 2018

Metalbating 

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

Metalbating by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

Menablade 

One who does excellent barrel rolls!

Yeah, thats menablade

Menablade by Blahblahblahsfk,sjnglkn December 11, 2010

Megabate 

The act of masturbating to things found on the internet.

Ryan loved to Megabate all night long to that new gape porn website.

Megabate by Megabaters November 29, 2011

megabater 

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.

Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

megabater by Stylo aka starless sage July 2, 2014

mentalbation 

thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism)

1: man did you see the girl on those tits?
2: mentalbation much?

mentalbation by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 17, 2008

Mentalate 

The act of thinking something through in your mind, usually a phrase or sentence, before actually saying it. This is usually advised by someone when a person starts spurting out random thoughts that make absolutely no sense, and add no value to the current conversation.

Guy 1: Sometimes for to being smarter, is for to being deader.

Guy 2: Dude, first you've got to mentalate it, then put it out.

Mentalate by C. Scully August 25, 2008