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ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.
ménage à twats by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010

Menage of Twang 

Any sexual encounter shared by three or more people simultaneously in which at least one of the involved parties is playing an acoustic instrument and receiving pleasure at the same time.
We played a show tonight at the local Stein and Deli, and then afterwards these three girls wanted to have a Menage of Twang with me at the after-party. All three of them went down on me while I played Freebird on the banjo.
Menage of Twang by bamamamamama October 2, 2010

Menage et twat 

A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.
"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"

"Yeah."

"What did they say?"

"They're...into it."
Menage et twat by Nemsen July 24, 2006

menage-a-twat

1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention

2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.

I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.

menage-a-twage 

same as a menage a trois which is french for threesome..
it includes 3 people in a sexual act. 2 guys 1 girl or 2 girls and 1 guy...
Lloyd Banks in his song Get Low
he has the sentense:
For menage-a-twage, you know the usual
And if you do me maybe i'll do you
menage-a-twage by MagnuMizer October 3, 2006

Ménage à twats

Group of three sluts.
Tom, look at that Ménage à twats over there. Grab Joe and let's go get laid!
Ménage à twats by Buffjhsn March 5, 2014