memepause 

Memepause is the polar opposite of female's menopause. Instead of losing the ability to give birth to a new life, memepause is a transformation of one's meme taste into a more danker version of its previous self. Memepause gives its bearer ability to give birth to new dank memes.

F: I feel so depressed and weak lately, I think I'm going through a menopause.
M: Sucks for you, I think I'm gonna go for a 5 min *fucks up typing* memepause.
M: FUCK! What a word! Alright, new word. Hoes go through a menopause, true Bros go for memepauses!

memepause by 69dankmemer420x October 12, 2020

mamapause 

The time from when a woman gets pregnant and her menstrual cycle stops producing a period, and after the birth of the baby when the menstrual cycle resumes producing a period.

My wife is still nursing and since she hasn't had a period yet her mamapause has been 2 years. Lucky for her!

mamapause by postmaned November 14, 2011

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

menopause 

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

menopause by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009

male menopause 

Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.

"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."

male menopause by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016