Look at that spacca he's f***ing melved!
by Cleave November 21, 2010
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Similar to 'Shelving'. Except the drugs are crushed into a straw and another member of the same sex blows the contents of the straw up the persons anus
I was going to shelve my pills, but decided melving was better for a quicker hit
by Melver101 October 27, 2009
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He's such a Mental Melv
by El Kev September 29, 2005
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A gay loser
A person owned by Bladez
Melv is terrible at cod.
Melv is gay.
by Iam A. Beast June 28, 2020
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Usually a full-grown woman who looks like a twelve year-old boy. Their name almost always ends up being Randi Richards. Shits themselves at parties, and shoves random objects up her twat. Especially glass bottles. Melv-12's have rotten meth-mouth, and one tooth that is black and jagged that's hanging on for dear life. These kind of wanna-be mexi's are usually born in March. Watch out for these nasty ass idiots.
Why is Melv-12's boyfriend/roommate seeing other women? Like how does Melv-12 not know or ask him questions about where he is at?
Oh! That's simple! Because Melv-12 is a f**king idiot! Dumber than a sack of dildoes!
by UHOHH April 24, 2023
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1) Having an all round good time.
2) To attend an event where the host becomes irretrievably intoxicated but the party rages on.
I thought I was going to have a dull night but we turned up and got totally melved
by illumelvinati May 19, 2014
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Waking up at 4PM taking breakfast at 4:30 PM, Having lunch at 8PM having dinner at 4AM, then going to sleep at 8 AM, getting mad and mad as the time goes on, becoming a demon due to lack of sleep, usualy afects wow players. Most comonly Average Prot warriors
Dude youre Melving!
by Kanns4 May 3, 2020
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