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John Hoosier Melonhead 

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".
1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"
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melonhead 

what you call someone who says something a tad stupid
Gabbie: Is murder illegal?
Becky: Obviously it is you melonhead
melonhead by bum muffin July 22, 2016

mellon head 

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs
that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head
mellon head by fred rek June 22, 2006

melonhead 

A melonhead is a fan of the 1990's post-grunge band Blind Melon with vocalist Shannon Hoon, may he rest in peace.
Don't talk to that melonhead, he's stuck in the nineties.
melonhead by dbieon12 April 8, 2007

Melonhead 

A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.
"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"
Melonhead by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017

melloned 

A person who partakes in the act of melloning (Titty fucking).
My friend Josh was at Cargnie Mellon and melloned some fatty boom boom's tits.
melloned by Man-Handle August 31, 2008

melonhead 

verb - to stick your head in an australian's girl vagina

noun - someone who has tits the size of melons who are good at giving head

There is a rumor that there was a man living in San Francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.
verb - oh i melonhead that girl last night :)

noun - wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead
melonhead by vTBiShop September 23, 2009