by your school sucks February 15, 2005
A prestigious university established in 1900 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, famous in the fields of engineering, robotics, and computer science. Known to have a lot of nerds, geeks, Jews, and Asians - this is a nerd school. Tuition is ridiculously high, but most of CMU graduates end up making 6-digit salaries after landing a job.
Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.
Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.
Girl 1: "With the student body ratio being 65% male, a girl's gotta have it great."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."
CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."
CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."
by Pittsburghing December 19, 2008
Carnegie Mellon University, formerly Carnegie Tech, is one of the most prestigous universities in the world. The Tepper School of Undergraduate Business was recently ranked by the Wall Street Journal as the second best undergraduate business school in the world as well as in the United States. In addition, the school's engineering and computer science programs continually rank in the top three in the country.
:Sarah is going to be attending Carnegie Mellon in the fall.
:Wow, she must be incredibly smart and ugly.
:Wow, she must be incredibly smart and ugly.
by Exp December 1, 2006
A very-VERY tall guy with blond hair and blue eyes. Gets all the girls and guys. Has a gambling problem when left unattended. Likes adventures and hates Star-Wars.
by notsomeoneinurclass November 16, 2018
University. est. 1900
generally referred to as CMU see em you
connotation: instant status/six fig salary maker
generally referred to as CMU see em you
connotation: instant status/six fig salary maker
by hottstuff March 29, 2005
Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.
by Mr. SnowmanPants November 23, 2018