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term used to describe a modern day female who is so bereft of common knowledge that her brain could be replaced by Melba Toast and it would have no impact on her IQ
dude 1: Bro, my girlfriend is so clueless she thought Darfur was the material used in producing fake mink coats
dude 2: what a melba head
by illatease January 09, 2007
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