1 definition by illatease

melba head

term used to describe a modern day female who is so bereft of common knowledge that her brain could be replaced by Melba Toast and it would have no impact on her IQ

dude 1: Bro, my girlfriend is so clueless she thought Darfur was the material used in producing fake mink coats
dude 2: what a melba head

by illatease January 9, 2007