by Cockboy the Rockstar April 1, 2011
The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”
Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.
by Rushmore Yankee January 22, 2009
When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.
by More Pickle March 13, 2017
by otkn December 20, 2016