Mehrane can not be defined by words. She is the smile of sunshine. She is the light of the moon. She smells likeLOVE. She is the sweetest creature the world has ever seen. It won't be enough for you to look at her for a lifetime. She is a miracle. You can feel heaven in her arms.
sweet Mehrane! If you were a sin, you'd be my favourite one.
Mehran is extremely sensitive to darkness, generally too hight to give a fuck, and often falls in ditches. If you meet a clothed Mehran, hug him immediately and then his warmth feels like a freshly baked bread loaf. NEVER touch him unclothed or that would burn you.
- Damn, his skinburnt my hand!
- Oh, NOW ya believe it? I told ya, he's a Mehran!
The fucking god of clubbing. He has more swag than all rappers put together. Used to smoke with 2pac back in the day. This bitch gets all the ladies and is often seen flirting with any girl with legs and breasts. In the bedroom he fucks anything that moves exlcuding guys cause that's gayer than fuck.
Guy 1: Bitch I heard this fuck called Mehran fucked my wife.
Guy 2: Dude you better stfu that was his girl before you put a ring on her finger.
Guy 1: My wife is used good?!
Guy 2: Fuck ya.
Guy 1: Fucking Mehrans