Mega Virgin 

A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex

Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.

Mega Virgin by EjectGooseEject November 9, 2010

Mega Virgin 

A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex

"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"

Mega Virgin by Grador November 16, 2015

Super mega virgin 

Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands

Mira is a super mega virgin whose couchie has never been touched.

Super mega virgin by Ciera August 31, 2022

mega virgin 

A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.

Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.

mega virgin by Raquel Wallace May 22, 2008

mega virgin 

A mega virgin is someone who either still spends money on fortnite past 1st October 2018 or still considers it good and enjoyable

Half my year at school are all mega virgins

mega virgin by Dogn't November 14, 2018

metavirgin 

Like a virgin but will stay a virgin all there life

Anya is a "metavirgin"

metavirgin by MrBypassYourAubergines May 29, 2018

Mega virgin 

A mega virgin is a person who hasn't had any sexual contact with the other sex ex. (holding hands, hugging, etc.)

Me: Hey man I was to a party last night where I made out with a girl for the first time!

Friend: Oh that's nice so you are no longer a Mega virgin

Mega virgin by Le1f May 10, 2019