A drugged up harpy and the acting equivalent to Ke$ha who somehow tranced into numerous alternate universes until she found the one that was able to land her in a life with other "a-list" actresses. Except there's something that's missing. Oh, right...talent. She never took any acting lessons or went to any talent schools or agencies. She can only run 2 miles per hour and just has a 3 inch vertical leap. Many were to believe she would be the one to captivate the box office. Well Michael Bay, you picked the wrong bitch and now it has costed us middle class people dearly. If Hollywood was the way it was 10 years ago, she would not make it. And what we heard from Transformers crew members and Mickey Rourke, she's unqualified to be acting. Unfortunately it doesn't matter, because she's set to kill a bunch of franchises in the future.
Film Agent: Well, you're just about set to be a big "star". Anything we need to know before we proceed?
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I can't read.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I'm a pot addict.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I'm a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I'll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That's 'kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU'VE MADE IT!!!
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I can't read.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I'm a pot addict.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I'm a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I'll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That's 'kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU'VE MADE IT!!!
by Smart American Male May 31, 2010
An "actress" who is only famous because Michael Bay thought he could bang her if he casted her in a completely useless role in the Transformers movies.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
In all honesty, Megan Fox is a fake and if you go to your local mall, you'll find tons of other girls who are a lot more attractive than her and probably a lot more talented than her and could be just as famous as her with the aid of Hollywood.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
by damndude July 31, 2009
The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar.
by bliszful July 16, 2010
An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.
"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."
or
"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."
or
"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
by LOL@MYDEFINITION! June 21, 2009
Reasons why girls shouldn't be jealous of Megan Focks:
1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she's got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.
2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.
3) Megan Fox is "plain" or "average" compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.
4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.
5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.
6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.
7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.
8) In the next ten years or so - maybe even 5 - since she smokes, she'll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.
9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go - surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.
10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.
1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she's got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.
2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.
3) Megan Fox is "plain" or "average" compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.
4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.
5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.
6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.
7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.
8) In the next ten years or so - maybe even 5 - since she smokes, she'll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.
9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go - surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.
10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.
Alot of guys say girls got the Megan Fox jealousy but as if we'll be jealous of that talentless little whore.
by Stacybrown September 15, 2010
A really bad knock-off off Angelina Jolie, with the intelligence of Lindsay Lohan, and personality of a crusty thong. For some reason Fox loves to fake orgasm faces at the camera whenever she's not busy ignoring the underage fan boys.
by delightfullywicked August 3, 2009
An "actress" who was a former model who was quite beautiful at one time, but then like most women nowadays had to go and fuck it up with bad lip injections and even worse tattoo's, now becoming just another run of the mill bimbo who tries too hard to be like Angelina Jolie. Constantly shows that she's lucky to be in Hollywood everytime she opens her mouth, whether it's saying she doesn't want to be known for her looks then posing semi-nude in Maxim, or that everyone of her tattoo's is her way of saying fuck you (while she has the name of a former boyfriend etched into her skin), or her Hitler like comments calling for the death of Middle America that hasn't gotten her in hot water for some inexplicible reason. Totally over-rated.
Guy 1: So how about that Megan Fox?
Me: What about her?
Guy 1: She's pretty hot don't you think?
Me: No.
Guy 1: No?
Me: Did I stutter?
Guy 1: How can you think she's not hot?
Me: The tattoo's, the vapid, brainless way she expresses herself, the tries too hard to be a bad girl image, the bad plastic surgery, the utter lack of talent that she has, need I go on?
Me: What about her?
Guy 1: She's pretty hot don't you think?
Me: No.
Guy 1: No?
Me: Did I stutter?
Guy 1: How can you think she's not hot?
Me: The tattoo's, the vapid, brainless way she expresses herself, the tries too hard to be a bad girl image, the bad plastic surgery, the utter lack of talent that she has, need I go on?
by Chitwood July 10, 2009