| 1. | Nazi Administrators | ||
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Evil overlords of computerized activity. Will ban just about anyone they don't like, even if they follow the rules flawlessly. Nazi administrators are generally megalomaniacs whos lust for power overwhelms all sense of judgement, which ends up resulting in terrifying abuse of admin powers. Examples of Nazi administrators can be found at the forums of Sonic HQ, and even here, where the Nazi administrators compulsively delete definitions by request of their other Nazi contacts. Nazi Admin: Sieg heil!
Innocent person: What? Nazi Admin: That's it, you're banned! |
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| 2. | urban dictionary | ||
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The result of millions of teenagers who have too much free time, and have been pre-disposed to the influences of a media run by arrogant megalomaniacs who put more thought into selling impracticle products than making relevent influential television. Thus resulting in the spread of ignorance through the internet comunity via rascism, conformity, mis-information, and the pinnacle of a society ironically corrupted by those who claim to be trying to save the last milligrams of purity and innoscense left in this nuclear prozac nation...
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use... (I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it) "Hey let's go to urban dictionary an bash on niggers"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs" "Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language" "Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn" "Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong" |
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| 3. | dollar buffet | ||
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A sexual fetish shared between megalomaniacs, where one person shoves a wallet stuffed with money into either the anus or vagaina of another for pleasure. 1.I didn't have enough money for the movie because my money fell out in my girl friends vagina last night after I gave her a "dollar buffet".
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| 4. | Urban Dictionary | ||
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A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions. I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
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| 5. | egobooking | ||
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T.M.I. on your facebook status updates: 1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life. 2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG. 3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"... 4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES! "I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...
Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!" "THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking! Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... " |
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| 6. | Documentia | ||
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Documentia: the onset of impaired cognitive abilities due to the repeated viewing of documentaries exposing the myths of justice, ethics and fairness towards the global planet. It may be static, the result of a unique global documentary exposé, or progressive, resulting in long-term decline due to collaborating but otherwise disparate viewings of individual documentaries.. Although documentia is far more common in the geriatric population, it can occur before the age of 65, in which case it is termed "early onset documentia". The advent of world wide "common man" communications continues to pull back the emerald curtain on the activities of the world bank and corporate megalomaniacs. Comprehension, too quickly digested, is the leading cause of documentia resulting in a pandemic of frenetic passionate dinner party rhetoric based solely on Netflix video consumption Fervently and passionately arguing his point, Bob's early onset documentia had obliterated his rational thought. His dinner guests stood mouths agape. His rant ceased, the room fell silent except for a few blinks in amazement.
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