megacunt 

noun
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.

My boss wouldn't let me have the day off because she's a total megacunt.

megacunt by Jim Sammartino May 22, 2008

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Turbo mega cunt fucked by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

MEGAFUNTIME!!! 

Etymology: Combination of the words mega, fun, and time.

1a: A spontaneous outburst of extreme fun. Often associated with food runs.

2b: An unplanned activity of random fun. It is considered disrespectful to refuse a friend who requests your participation in MEGAFUNTIME!!!

3c: A college necessity.

Matt and Andrew: "MEGAFUNTIME!!!"
Kara: "I have homework"
Andrew: "Lets go to Whataburger! MEGAFUNTIME!!!"
Matt: "MEGAFUNTIME!!!"
Kara: "MEGAFUNTIME!!!"*

*and they all go to Whataburger

MEGAFUNTIME!!! by FancyEgret1 May 24, 2011

Megamunt 2

A game which supposedly has 30 levels, but really only has 10 as the 10th level is nearly impossible to beat. May lead to ulcers.

I was playing Megamunt 2, but I had to stop because my rage-clenched hand was crushing my mouse.

Megamunt 2 by Johnny Rickshaw November 24, 2004

Megacount 

Massive boobs

that girl over there has a megacount

Megacount by fuckadude March 31, 2025