A Mega Knight is a card in the mobile game known as Clash Royal, which is only used by whores and mega fags. When having a huge push built up and getting a Mega Knight dropped right on your dick will surely have you think about killing yourself. When your man smoocher opponent slaps down a Mega Knight you might as well close the app and delete it cause that is an insta loss.
by MegaKnightHater69 June 21, 2021
when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.
by BarryHackz April 26, 2022
“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
by A Pirate Life May 7, 2022
Being a Fag, not just any fag, but a fag that consists of over 9 billion times and even over infinity times. The biggest of the fags in the world.
by xSupriZex June 7, 2010
A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
by Mira Mains May 9, 2022
Mega Knight is a card from clash royale, anyone who uses this shitbag is a fucking virgin and will have to adopt a child and say "Yeah i fucked this chick", when in reality it was a 700lb fat ass who hasn't left her bed for at least a year. He also would use Lumberloon. So he fucked his uncle and used that to say, i lost my virginity
Person 1: I use mega knight
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do
by Big Black Monkey Balls July 28, 2022