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the greatest sex god amongst men, trapped in human form, one day to be released in a monumentus act of great extacy, then to rule over the land of orgasm, where he shall remain for many years to come.
Meerman, i think i need a new vagina, you just used all the milage and tred, i am now a slick, air hanger where no sausage can touch the sides... i comend you.
by fattybunta January 28, 2008
A gay, homosexual male, who has an extreme addiction to

receiving a good anal pounding.
That dude has to be a meerman, did you see how he was walking?
by stevieisgay September 28, 2011