Mechanism Male

A Mechanism Male is defined as someone, usually male, who uses the mechanisms of the world to their own gain. Such as using the mechanism of trust to become filthy rich in the subtropical islands.

Take that guy over there as an example, what makes me different from him? He’s bigger than me, and he looks like a good student. He probably gets a big allowance from his parents, too. But he gets bullied. Meanwhile, I get money and sleep with women. Because he’s a beta cuck, and I’m a mechanism male

Mechanism Male by Ididurmoms March 12, 2023

Coping Mechanism 

An idea to justify means otherwise negative.

Ben: Jeez, Jeremy, you've gotten fat!
Jeremy: It's okay, I'm a powerlifter.
Powerlifting is Jeremy's coping mechanism to carry extra weight.

Coping Mechanism by dacarnix June 6, 2016

Mechanist

Adjective; One who adheres to the doctrine of Mechanism (Universal or Anthropic - Anthropic being Mechanism applied to human beings), a philosophical theory that defines nature as operating on rules of physicality (mechanics) which can be explained by the fields of physics, chemistry and mathematics.

Attempting to understand the workings of nature by way of molecular kinetics and the research of the forces driving those motions: electric, magnetic, thermodynamic or otherwise.

In pop-culture: Gregory House of House M.D. expresses Mechanist viewpoints.

Mechanist by the Mechanist August 11, 2009

Blasted Mechanism 

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

Blasted Mechanism by Journas October 9, 2003

anti-chug mechanism 

that removable piece of plastic that comes on all liquor bottles that makes it really hard to chug off the bottle

her: did you drink today?
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle

anti-chug mechanism by smimic7 January 14, 2009

Voltaire's Mechanized Army 

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!

When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.

Voltaire's Mechanized Army by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008

Banteristic Mechanisms 

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

Banteristic Mechanisms by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015