Beatus Meatus

Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).

Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus

by Murtuza August 29, 2021

The Meatus hole

The small hole at the base of the penis, used to ejaculate and urinate (or put small items in )

The Meatus Hole.

Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!

Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.

by abbey(IDefineShit) July 3, 2010

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

by Count Fistula May 3, 2005

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

meatus deletus

When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.

by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018

Meatus Beatus Deletus

To beat your meat then delete (your history)

Aight good talk I’m gonna go commit Meatus Beatus Deletus

by Shadowknight908 January 7, 2019

Yeetus My Meatus

An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.

Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.

"Yeetus My Meatus closes the door!" - Jack Nicholls, 2020

by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020