3 definitions by Dandrew.Gaygon24

mother of dragons

When you're about to spunk, shove your dick to the back of your girl's throat so deep that she chunders like a dragon. Continue to cum in her hair making it white like Khaleesi's from 'Game of Thrones'.

Guy 1: "Did you watch the new game of thrones last night?"
Guy 2: "I wish I did, but I was too busy making my girl the mother of dragons"

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

osama 'rim' laden

When you sit on a girl's face whilst she rims you, then you shart covering her face in ass liquid. Continue to spunk in her hair acting as a turban.

I osama 'rim' ladened all over Faye last night

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016