Meatbeard 

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.

"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."

Meatbeard by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005

Italian Meatbeat 

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it

I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!

Italian Meatbeat by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011

meatbeater

cocksucker is someone who sucks cock, meatbeater is someone who gives handjobs

that slut is a meatbeater

meatbeater by Sierra H December 12, 2007

Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..

Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat

Meatbeater by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018

meatbeater94 

a smart man he made a fucking definition of UwO he is big gamer and he gets all woman because of large peepee

GF:Yo MeatBeater94 got a large one
GF2: Agreed

meatbeater94 by Boxeth March 4, 2021

meatbeater

when you beat your meat so hard your dick cums out blood

your a fucking meatbeater

meatbeater by little pp December 31, 2019

Meatbeat Peepshow 

noun
The split-second horror show when someone barges in right as you’re mid-session with yourself, leaving you both scarred and scrambling for the nearest blanket.

“I was deep in my zone last night when my roommate pulled a Meatbeat Peepshow—now we’re just avoiding eye contact over breakfast.”

Meatbeat Peepshow by DoomTickler March 16, 2025