noun: A local dish native to the region of Lubliana, Slovenia, consisting of several pounds of low-quality ground red meat, cooked with little or no added seasoning and served in the shape of a rectangular block or a miniature mountain with a small Slovene toothpick flag stuck on top. In Slovene culture, you can't have your ice cream until you finish your meatpost.
1. (n): an object, well known to some, that contains ground up meat that gets put in a cooler and frozen to turn into a popsicle.
2. (line): Once said by the actor Bruce Willis in the movie "The Fifth Element" and to everyone sane is extremely hilarious.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).