noun: A local dish native to the region of Lubliana, Slovenia, consisting of several pounds of low-quality ground red meat, cooked with little or no added seasoning and served in the shape of a rectangular block or a miniature mountain with a small Slovene toothpick flag stuck on top. In Slovene culture, you can't have your ice cream until you finish your meatpost.
1. (n): an object, well known to some, that contains ground up meat that gets put in a cooler and frozen to turn into a popsicle.
2. (line): Once said by the actor Bruce Willis in the movie "The Fifth Element" and to everyone sane is extremely hilarious.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.