meatpods 

Slang term for one's testicles.

That guy has some meatpods, comin' in here and yelling at everyone!

meatpods by Hugh Lloyd July 19, 2006

Meatpost

noun: A local dish native to the region of Lubliana, Slovenia, consisting of several pounds of low-quality ground red meat, cooked with little or no added seasoning and served in the shape of a rectangular block or a miniature mountain with a small Slovene toothpick flag stuck on top. In Slovene culture, you can't have your ice cream until you finish your meatpost.

Baaaahn, Michael, Lauritza! Meatpost is ready!

Meatpost by Boratti July 16, 2018

meatpopsicle 

1. (n): an object, well known to some, that contains ground up meat that gets put in a cooler and frozen to turn into a popsicle.
2. (line): Once said by the actor Bruce Willis in the movie "The Fifth Element" and to everyone sane is extremely hilarious.

Man1: Sir are you classified as human?
Bruce Willis: No, I am a meat popsicle...

meatpopsicle by Alias wh0re February 6, 2003

Meatpost

Large cawck, large penis

"Good Lord, you can pole dance on that meatpost, lkw."

Meatpost by Squirrel122189 June 16, 2018