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Brazilian Meatlunch

When you go down on someone who has just had a bad wax-job and there is skin missing.
I thought I was going to eat shaved steak but I ended up with a Brazilian Meatlunch.
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meatbushing 

The general term for cutting a piece of meat off of an animal, usually a cow or pig while it is still alive and letting it heal back to repeat the process for an endless supply of meat.
Joe started his own ranch so he could get into meatbushing and make a lot money.
meatbushing by dascenti October 6, 2010

Meatbond 

When one gay is so attracted to another male friend he follows him every where he goes and tries holding his hand.
Jared has a Meatbond with Josh.

Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

Meatrune 

Someone who is beyond weird. Saying weird would be more than an understatement.
Jed: Dannie was something else last night...

Luna: Yeah, she is such a meatrune.
Meatrune by Underratedrats March 10, 2018

meatboner 

a huge boner (bigger than a normal boner) that you get from seeing some sort of meat
devin:hey look at that chicken breast
casey:i think i just got a meatboner
meatboner by mr horenzoi June 9, 2011